How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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