can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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