Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
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ahahahaha we leadddd the same life ! representtttt
nice, sounds like a female version of myself, except switch cigs with chew. I can feel the chemistry already
you sound like a skank.
I agree with 11:48!
... you are my dream girl. Seriously.
this shits funny!
legalize it! my choice is what i chose to do and if i'm causing no harm it shouldn't bother you! gotta love ben harper
yessss thank you story of my life!!! perfect order. ignore these haters..........
FAKE....the only people who use the term "weed cigarettes" are police officers and parents
jesus moderators try to keep these believable
1:08am just said exactly what i was going to say. word man
i still don't get what makes them dumb? at least she's not taking out loans and going into debt like most of this "great" country.
fuck yeah to this. i'm the same way girlll! 420 <3
all of you are pathetic. you're all what's wrong with the world. can't wait til you eventually die a really early death from health problems :) have a nice (short and unproductive) life that doesn't involve reproduction
at least if you cut food you won't have to buy as much alcohol to get drunk... thereby saving money to buy more alcohol... or get your nails done.
you people need to chill... it was a joke.
cut the cigarettes out, you could buy a dime! hahah <3
haha i love this site more and more everyday... deff had this conversation with my friend today i decided this week ill just eat at home more often :)
you know, calling people idiots doesn't really do anything except make yourself look like an ass. that said, if you can afford to do all of the above then it's no problem. if you're 20k in debt, you should prolly cut the booze or the weed to start getting out. i'd cut the booze tho personally lol
lol judge not, lest ye be judged.
to all weed prioritizers: make good choices :)
weed is awesome... if you dont think so STFU.
true life im from long island
the purpose of this website is to post texts sent out of context because its FUNNY. fuck you haters.
haha, this is basically my life story.
I feel your pain, stay strong, like 8.53 said: "don't give up"
fact: girls were given boobs and a vag so they could get the necessities in life paid for such as alcohol and weed
ps this is a girl so dont say its sexist!!
who wants to play soggy waffle???
weed, music, food.
Glad to see idiots in the world.
Ohhh Long Island. What a conflicted relationship I have with you.
you need to date a cigarette-smoking drug dealer. hopefully he's a ballin dealer cuz then he'll pay for food and drinks at the bar too. THEN you can start getting your nails done again.
this is my life minus the cigarettes. and anti weed people can go fuck themselves.
You and I should totally date.
wtfff. how is kentucky beating ca with weed laws. majorly lagging californiaaa.
im tellin ya that is MY LIFE STORYY!
9:26 that's where you are wrong... Obviously planning is no longer a problem if she's stopped getting her nails done (Money management at its finest). Smoking and drinking doesn't make you an idiot or impregnate you either. I smoke marijuana and I still have a 3.8 - logistics has nothing to do with it.
9:12 thats where you are wrong, natural selection means these people will have 10 kids. Planning and logistics is obviously not their strong point.
you would be from long island!!! woop rep the 516 <3 i think this is everyone from nassau's lifestyle
opt for the glue on nails if you're desperate...they're like 6 bucks, I've found that they're not too bad every now and then if you're strapped for cash.
def from nassau county haha all my money goes to weed, alcohol, gas, other assorted drugs and food when im high. oh life.
no, cut cigarettes, man. you get nothing out of it except for the addiction and bank account dranage. and if you cut food, you're cutting a third of the fun of being high.
hahahahah YES mine is cigs, alcohol, gas & food. and i would cut the food out. already have pretty much, and i had to stop doing my nails too. works pissed but im one happy camper :]
i get good nail discounts. so i didn't have to cut it out :)
i say cut out foood.
solution. grow your own MJ plant and only smoke the cancer sticks when you are drunk. yeeeee.
Food would my choice as well
wow im glad there are others like me. i chose weed over paying my cell bill. (win)
hell yea thats what happens in the 516
10 05 youre dumb dude she means weed AND cigarettes
10:05... I believe she meant weed, cigarettes, alcohol and food. not "weed cigarettes", dork.
HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ME 2 THIS IS MY LIFE STORY!
typical long islander
wow thats kinda pathetic. oh man you gotta love all the little long island skanks
It's the last sentence that pisses me off. If she used to regularly get her nails done, then she probably has a shitload of other luxuries that could, for a normal person, easily be cut to fund these bad habits.
516! this is def my bestfriend's text
MOVE TO HOLLAND then you FUCKING IDIOT!
This is my life minus the alcohol. Good times, great life :]
And no one dies from weed overdose... it's impossible. Haven't you ever seen Marijuana Nation on National Geographic? You don't overdose on mary jane, I promise. And weed has nothing to do with planning OR logistics; I'm a 3.5 GPA person, myself, and college has done me well.
Gotta love the 516!
Quit smoking..... cigarettes
stop smoking cigs. you'll have a lot more money for weed, and weed wont kill you in the long-run, and its a lot more worth it. cut the alc too. ive learned that id rather spend my money on weed, and just get alc from other people (youre a girl, its not very hard). weed is worth the money, cigs and alc arent.
Pish posh don't give up it happens to the best of us, those are my prioritys and I'm doin fine
haha you would be from a 516 area code...same heree
check out the laws in your state. u might be able to grow your own and save a ton! i'm from ky where its legal to have 1 weed plant per person:) alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
i think all these haters would be surprised that they prolly know some people who smoke but have no clue. you can hide it good. i have a respectable job and pay my bills on time and no one has a clue i smoke.
i don't understand why these people are pretending weed is a bad thing, i buy weed cigs and food, i'm in college so i wont buy alcohol when i can go to a party and drink for free! SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!
10:11 & 10:14 - just because she "regularly" gets her nails done does not mean she's rich or has "luxuries." Getting your nails done in Nassau County costs a lot less than it would in other parts of the country.
to all the people saying weed is gonna kill me: please name a time that someone has died from a weed overdose. fucktards.
lol they are broke yet they still have money to send pointless texts messages..
weed, rolls, alcohol, gas, food
9:10... this site is supposed to be funny its people like you who ruin it
and i'd say cut the food and bring back getting your nails done!!!!
Fuck yesssssssssssssss! Love this
read, smoke, listen, eat, sleep, drink, eat
If that bothers others, well ... you must have too much time on your hands. Let real problems bother you and let people do what the fuck they god damn well please
good thinking 11:04, i might try that!
damn... are you me!?
I can cut out buying food when I'm in school, the caf is free :)
HAHA this is my lifestyle as well...and when you think about it, smoking cigs curbs the appetite anyways!
fact: weed kills less brain cells then alcohol. having said that, I think I'm falling in love w/ America. Here in Holland weed's allowed(not legal though, so when you smoke one, don't piss off the cops walking by), so everyone smokes it, even prep school teachers. Apparently Americans smokre it even more. I made alot of frieds whilst high, so I'm going to be one popular mofo in America!
All of your problems happen to grow on trees ya know
Ugh. Rich people. "Boo hoo, I can't afford the things that are bad for me, I have to stop getting my nails done! What's next? The liposuction? I can't give up the plastic surgery; I'll look hideous!"
Those r my 4 basic food groups too
ahahahahaha i love looking at the 516 codes. long island is just one big cloud of weed smoke to the right of new york.
every day, man. every. fucking. day.
i feel you sister, but i'd cut the booze too. other than that, sounds like you're doing okay.
sadly this is my life.
@9:26 at least she's not dyslexic it's (9:21, not 9:12) and probably knows that "planning and logistics ARE" not IS. fail, yo.
YOU PEOPLE tell yourself WEED is OK!!! LOSERS
i wouldnt worry about it guys, natural selection will help so these people dont reproduce
11:48 this sounds like a great plan! best of both worlds!!
Nassau county <3 hahaha we are fails
Why is this a "Bad Night"..... She def has her priorities straight. These fools saying "bad night" must be from Jersey or the north east,,,,,,and NOT the good parts.
i think she meant weed AND cigarettes 10:05
I think this lifestyle is a bit excessive. If I didn't have a care in the world though, I'd do it.
ALL of you are FREAKIN IDIOTS!!! Hope you have fun getting BUTT RAPED in JAIL..thats where your heading in LIFE..dont think its cool!