I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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