Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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