Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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