Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single