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• (818): View more from California

  Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.

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  Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada

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• (408): View more from California

  Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings

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• (718): View more from New York

  DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better

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• (954): View more from Florida

  is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  yes. but it works for you

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