Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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