Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Necessary blood flow has been diverted to alternate areas of the body, the mind does not have enough oxygen to properly operate.\nSounds fine to me!
it happens..try working a spoiled rich chicks party and having her friends want to "feel your gun" but you can't drink or flirt or do anything but stand guard...ugh then the ride back to the hotel she's trying to mount you with her tits out...
I know exactly what yer talkin bout, brother...all too well.
oh you poor bastard...you too know the sting of forbidden career ending poon tempting you for hours...
Every girl at some point wants what she can't have. She saw you as a challenge to "break you"; winding you up to see if you'll snap!
my paycheck is more important then sex...its like a doctor doin breast checks or pelvics...you just kinda shut off for a while...then later your vin dingle in the fap and the furious..."the busta nut kept me outta handcuffs "
I know the feeling, but my clients aren't jail bait; they're rich dirty old men and so NOT worth loosing my career for.
ya say dirty old man like it's a bad thing.
Millionaires in there 70s are not my thing. My name is not Anna Nicole, I don't have daddy issues, and I have a career without needing a man to "take care of me". So yeah, it's a bad thing because those guys don't like to take "No" for an answer and I can't tell them to fuck off.
There are eloquent and confusing ways to word every rejection :)
1. Why are you 'standing guard' at a party?\n2. What does this have to do with a student trying to get out of an exam?
IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH MY PENIS AND YOUR INABILITY TO FOLLOW ALONG!!
For Spring semesters, yes.
i know how u feel. i hate when im taking an exam and i get wet and my panties are soaked and all i can do is sit there.
Yeah preppygirl. Definite man
So is Luvvyboo or at least she used to be based on the pictures she sent.
Nunu, theres gotta be a point when you say fuck it, in more ways than one. Id risk my job to bang some hot rich chick if i was in your position.
you don't fuck up this kinda job over point...unless you dream of working some Walmart parking lot for 10 bucks a hour
poon* damn spellcheck
I've actually used that excuse. HA!
Montreal, ooh yeah!
Only if you have a vagina
As a professor, this is one of the few excuses that I'd be tempted to allow.
I should clarify that I mean allowing them to postpone the exam, not allowing them to get me to fuck them.
I recomend you show your teacher....i did.
There are girls that intentionally flirt and fuck at moments like that just fuck up your life. Better ones out there to fuck.
I used to get that when I was a bouncer.. only it wasn't a career I wanted to keep. but they stop trying, when you stop denying. just an fyi