google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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