clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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