Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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