i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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