Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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