they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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