We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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