i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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