I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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