I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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