Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
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finally, somebody who actually knows what they are talking about, it was Excedrin PM
No, its 40 year old Virgin, and it definitely says Tylenol PM not Ambien.
All of these sites are fake now. Does anyone really expect it to be real? You're all asshats.
It's not true anyway. Whoever wrote that joke obviously is lacking in the tolerance and masrtubatory prowess department! :D
Haha. Hey I know let's argue over a text message. SWEET!
role models and 40yr old virgin were produced by the same team soooo it is understandable that there'd be the same quotes
This text is so ignorant. That's incredibly easy to do. Tylenol pm is weak anyway. Maybe 3 ambien, but if it's only tylenol, you're a pussy.
its the 40 year old virgin, and its excedrin PM, not tylenol PM
I've done it. not as challenging as you might think
why do you guys keep approving movie quotes?!
From 40 year old virgin
well yeah its unoriginal but it's also untrue...the real bitch is having the energy to clean up after you wind up falling asleep with a rag full of sticky shame in your hand
*£¥£ R0((* get over it, tpms r the shiii
why the shit do you care? It's still funny and made me giggle.
this site is so fake
11:16 hahahahahaha, high quality site? lulz to you all.
i want you to die for not caring...this is plagiarism and its not acceptable, especially on a high quality site like this. stop stealing from movies
no its not impossible
its quite easy actually
I believe the movie talks about taking 3 Ambien. VERY different from Tylenol pm.
I want all of you to die, for caring so much and bitching about a stupid text.... and by the way whoever keeps saying asshat.... is-an-asshat
Your mom finds you in the morning with your hand firmly placed upon your rod.
It's also on Role Models, as Ambien.
At least either way you win!
yeah, this one was stolen from a movie, and also from my (419) submission. asshat.
Oh hell I take 4 tylenol PMs for a migraine and stay up doing what i need to do... Now taking them before going to sleep and ill be up all night
I quote movies in my texts all the time get over it
well screw all of you i tried it and it is impossible!