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  • finally, somebody who actually knows what they are talking about, it was Excedrin PM

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:50am
  • No, its 40 year old Virgin, and it definitely says Tylenol PM not Ambien.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:21pm
  • All of these sites are fake now. Does anyone really expect it to be real? You're all asshats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Haha. Hey I know let's argue over a text message. SWEET!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:47pm
  • It's not true anyway. Whoever wrote that joke obviously is lacking in the tolerance and masrtubatory prowess department! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:52pm
  • role models and 40yr old virgin were produced by the same team soooo it is understandable that there'd be the same quotes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:07pm
  • This text is so ignorant. That's incredibly easy to do. Tylenol pm is weak anyway. Maybe 3 ambien, but if it's only tylenol, you're a pussy.

    Submitted by sheldoncjacksom on Oct 27, 10 at 11:55am
  • well yeah its unoriginal but it's also untrue...the real bitch is having the energy to clean up after you wind up falling asleep with a rag full of sticky shame in your hand

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:01pm
  • From 40 year old virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:07pm
  • I've done it. not as challenging as you might think

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:57pm
  • its the 40 year old virgin, and its excedrin PM, not tylenol PM

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:57pm
  • *£¥£ R0((* get over it, tpms r the shiii

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:08pm
  • why do you guys keep approving movie quotes?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:12pm
  • why the shit do you care? It's still funny and made me giggle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:45pm
  • this site is so fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:11pm
  • no its not impossible its quite easy actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:12pm
  • I want all of you to die, for caring so much and bitching about a stupid text.... and by the way whoever keeps saying asshat.... is-an-asshat

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:54am
  • It's also on Role Models, as Ambien.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:01pm
  • At least either way you win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:25am
  • 11:16 hahahahahaha, high quality site? lulz to you all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:35pm
  • i want you to die for not caring...this is plagiarism and its not acceptable, especially on a high quality site like this. stop stealing from movies

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:16am
  • I believe the movie talks about taking 3 Ambien. VERY different from Tylenol pm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Your mom finds you in the morning with your hand firmly placed upon your rod.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:14pm
  • yeah, this one was stolen from a movie, and also from my (419) submission. asshat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Oh hell I take 4 tylenol PMs for a migraine and stay up doing what i need to do... Now taking them before going to sleep and ill be up all night

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:53pm
  • I quote movies in my texts all the time get over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:51pm
  • well screw all of you i tried it and it is impossible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:01pm