i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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