Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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