You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
you never un-have a 4some
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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