he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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