U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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