BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Holy sore nipples Batman
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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