Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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