her vagine was all disorganized.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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