Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
there is glitter all over my balls
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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