Plan B is the new Plan A
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You left your underwear on the fireplace
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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