I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
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...ok if she asked u to use it....MEAN!!
...if not then....HAHAHAHAA
what if it was a dude.....
Good god, do you even wipe your ass when you shit?
exactly. who says it was a fuckin girl?
the moral of this story is do not touch other people's shit.
Must find a way to replicate this scenario without ruining my keyboard...
revenge is a dish best served dried, flaky, and in small increments.
Pretty priceless? Or pretty skankalicious?
I vote for opinion #2.
1 who the hell are you texting THE NEXT DAY about this.. and 2 why???
Nice! webcam with me? :)
thats what they get for using you stuff
That explains vagina smell all over my hands. And the little critters. DAMN IT!
eh you wont ruin your keyboard... just use some hand sanitizer later with some Q-tips and it's clean... trust me, I've done it too haha
she's gonna rub her eyes after and get pink eye...not cute
haha....your keyboard has crabs
thats why u keep hand sanitizer around.....
I wonder if the warranty includes sterilization?
assuming bf is "boyfriend" your theories 3:12 and 9:30 that it could be a guy are extremely disturbing to say the least eww
That's Repin KCMO Yea baby Yea!!! hahahahahahahahhahahahaha
HAHAHA SWEET! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR USING OTHER PEOPLES SHIT!
i'm kind of ashamed to share my area code with you
12:41 i dont know that she exactly said she stuck her finger in her butt. and will the original poster please contact me? im looking for a new roomate. namely a masturbating female one. wohoooooooooo