you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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