She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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