did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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