do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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The cats in the cradle at the silver spoon....
Contrary to what one of your past bf's that wanted anal said... your butthole is not the same as your vagina.
it's and the silver spoon 6:55, not at the silver spoon.
wtf! i dont fukin believe u!
This text was obviously made by a little kid that knows nothing about women.
Girls can't be that ignorant...can they?
If the guy you're fucking is as dumb as the guy who texted that oral is motorboating a vagina, yeah, maybe. But if he's dumb enough to fall for it he's probably too dumb to have figured out any technique.
gotta love the Oregon stoners
Sexist. You're a jerk!
Does menstrual blood taste like licorice? Or do you piss blood whenever you eat licorice? Must be clarified!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Stay classy, Oregon! Always good for a laugh, keepin' it real in the 503. :)
You're in the cradle