i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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