Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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