when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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