Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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