So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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