Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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