hell yes lets make some ravioli
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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