So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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