went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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