yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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