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  • You shouldn't be asking this guy, you should be asking will ferell, Owen Wilson, or Vince vaughn

    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Oct 10, 11 at 2:18am
  • I think there should always be more than one stiff there

    Submitted by mmmmbop on Oct 9, 11 at 5:11pm
  • do it when no one is around.

    Submitted by paranormalfreak on Oct 9, 11 at 2:50pm
  • Not true, smiche. People go to friends funerals all the time. That sort of sounds morbid, but, meh...

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 9, 11 at 3:43pm
  • I read this as hitting a girl...

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Oct 9, 11 at 2:55pm
  • 80% chance ur related ur at a funeral

    Submitted by smiche516 on Oct 9, 11 at 3:33pm
    • depends on how old the deceased is, the older the person, the greater the chance of being a family member.

      Submitted by sleete on Oct 9, 11 at 7:31pm
  • The corpse is not the only thing that's stiff..

    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 10, 11 at 8:51am
  • I say respect the dead, family, and friends, and wait until after the funeral...

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 10, 11 at 11:36am
  • Tell her you want to put a nail in her coffin. Then pick one of the flowers off the corpse, preferably a rose, then tell her she smells exactly like it. See, you didn't think I could be romantic ;)

    Submitted by scattermyshot on Oct 9, 11 at 7:58pm
  • It's all good as long as she's not actually the one in the casket. Just tell her you want her help putting the "fun" back in "funeral".

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 10, 11 at 1:08am
  • This gets considerably more awkward when you realize it's the girls mom's funeral.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 10, 11 at 11:08am