ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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