Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The best revenge is premature balding
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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