Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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