Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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