Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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