did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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