Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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