This girl is more easily done than said...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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