I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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